N.B.

Dear Baby,

I know, I just wrote like 10 minutes ago, but I'd like to share...

I searched Google for my letters to you, and got to page 20 before I gave up. Seriously, kid, your Mama is apparently not that original. Shame.

Second, I think I'm canceling the Internet if you ever grace us with your presence. Because there is some seriously twisted crap out there.

Just. Don't. Ask.

Love you, Kid.
Mama